Hi. It’s me. Crystal.
I applied to be a writer for Cards Against Humanity. They never wrote me back. One time I met George Saunders, and he was very nice and Midwestern. My perfect day would include pizza, dogs and a hike. I don’t like it when people put “guru” in their LinkedIn headline. Sometimes I think we’re living in a Stephen King novel. I was in New York for work, wandered into St. Patrick’s Cathedral and accidentally took a picture of a ghost. I’d rather be happy than right. My goal in life is to bring order to chaos and chaos to order as the situation demands.
I’m a seasoned copywriter and creative director with meaningful experience in marketing and non-profit development. Before sitting at a desk, I spent many years on my feet in the hospitality industry, where I learned how to multi-task, handle stress with grace and make a mean martini. Please take a look at some of my favorite projects.
Things I do to avoid staring into the abyss
I write absurd dark comedies that ask serious questions. Under development: a play about the last truck stop in the world.
My social media posts are mostly pictures on Instagram of my dog Ripley or last hike. But sometimes I like to dig a little deeper.
When I started the Fight stupidization. campaign in 2007, I had no idea how dire (and dumb) things would get. Damn. Seriously?
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