bad mood

I’m in such a foul mood today, my ears feel hot. I don’t know what that means, but the hot ears showed up around the same time as the bad mood so I assume the two are related. I think that I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, even though it was the same side of the bed I always wake up on. No one has done anything offensive to me today. I’ve eaten breakfast and lunch, so it’s not a blood sugar thing. I don’t mind the rain. I’m happy that spring is here and my newly-planted flowers survived the squirrel attack night before last. (Damn squirrels were pissed I put flowers on top of the planters where they put their pecans – to the squirrels I say, “Don’t put your nuts in such obvious locations.” I’d say that to a number of you, actually. I easily found four or five pecans just brushing my hands across the surface of the dirt. It’s like they weren’t even trying. Cheeky bastards.)

To protect my coworkers from my mood, I’ve kept my door shut and my head down today. I’d say one of my better traits is knowing when people should stay away from me and doing my best to facilitate that happening. Yeah, I’m pretty awesome.