along comes Mary

Man, the subject lines in my spam filter are especially interesting today. Here’s a sampling:
– Choose your comfort level as a swinger
– Wondering where is your ass?
– Need real anti-fungal?
– We got tablets to heal any disease you suffer from
– Where is Mary?

James and I are going on vacation very soon, and I’m really worried that I’ll randomly have an allergy thing happening but some overzealous flight attendant is going to think I have baconitis and kick me off the plane.

Funny that this “pandemic” is ramping up concurrently with sweeps (April 23 – May 20). If someone hasn’t already, it would be interesting to compare the news cycle with sweeps weeks for the past few years. I smell a thesis…