I think I’m funny

I just wrote something in my Dilettante column that made me laugh out loud. For an extended period of time. How obnoxious. See if you can spot it.

The column posted late today because the site wasn’t working this morning, and I spent the majority of my day at the Alley for theater district open house. Something really weird happened to me today, at the Theatre, and I want to tell you about it. But I’m afraid just repeating the story will send me to hell. Even though I wouldn’t exaggerate any of it. Even though it was something that someone else did and had nothing to do with me. I was a (fairly) passive witness. But, much like when I was dealing with the naked, legless soapy woman at the gym and couldn’t talk about it, I’ll have to tell you the story later. It’s really funny.