unfunny

Dane Cook is doing “stand up” on Comedy Central right now. That guy is so fucking NOT funny. This show is from his black tank top era. I don’t care how attractive a guy is, wearing a tank top outside of exercising or maybe yard work looks stupid. His routine mostly consists of stupid vocalizations and physical over-acting. There is very little fresh or funny in his words. And I think he’s had his teeth done since this was filmed. His face looks different now. I just don’t get it.

I’m sure you’re thinking that I seem to know a lot about someone I claim to despise. And I have no answer as to why that is. I guess since I watch a lot of comedy, his moronic bullshit has crossed my path a few times over the years. The last guy I dated is a comic who used to open for him in Houston. Plus I tend to really remember the things I love and the things I hate. The stuff in the middle – the things that are just kind of tepid – tend to fade from memory.

Oh my God, he just took his shirt off. For the love of Pete.

Thanks to those of you who emailed me about the bites on my legs. Not sure if it was chiggers or fleas from the dog in the yard next to Granddad’s or something else, but the red bumps have finally almost faded from view and no longer itch. So I am no longer a grasshopper rubbing my legs together. I am, however, a woman with hairy legs since I haven’t shaved all week due to the bumps. Sexy.