I have over twelve (yes, I counted) bug bites on each of my legs (I counted those, also – there are two of them). I wasn’t outside at all yesterday, so I’m wondering if it’s from my day of aggressively attacking Gdad’s backyard – I was standing in bushes the entire time. Can bug bites sit dormant for more than 24 hours? If so, what the hell bit me, repeatedly? (or only once if there were more than 24 of them) Little fuckers. I’ve put Calamine on my legs but they still itch. Not an attractive sight, me sitting at my desk rubbing my legs against each other like I’m a fucking cricket. Grasshopper. Whatever.
And no, I don’t have bed bugs.