eyelash placement

New column is up.

Do you know that if you find an eyelash that has fallen out of your eyelid and landed elsewhere on your face, you’re supposed to make a wish and then blow the lash off the end of your finger? I’m sure this is a chick thing. Obviously. Wonder what happens if you do that with an eyebrow hair? An eyebrow hair that you thought was an eyelash but after considering it for a bit you’re pretty sure it came from higher up your face? Does that mean the wish only partially comes true?

Oh, wait, it doesn’t matter. Because it’s all bullshit. But I still do it. Maybe I’ll stop once I get into my 40s. Wouldn’t bet on it, though.

Happy New Year. It’s the year of the pig, so eat some bacon to celebrate.