today’s flotsam

According to today’s missive by my favorite columnist Mark Morford, conservatives are “outbreeding” liberals by 20 to 40 percent. Scary. Guess having a liberal dog doesn’t really help the cause.

My friend Dennis is in Galveston on a solo vacation. He’s staying at the Hotel Galvez, and he says it reminds him of The Shining. How relaxing.

I’m applying to grad school again. Maybe second time’s the charm.

Not sure which to be more scared of: bats (the flying, rabid kind) or spinach (the bagged kind).

Al Gore was born roughly nine months after the Roswell incident. If he was of alien origin, it would explain his preoccupation with saving the environment. Regular humanoid politicians don’t seem to give a shit about it.