this is the best job listing ever

I found the following listed on houston.craigslist in the employment section:

We are looking for the right female candidate to be highly rewarded if you fit the following requirements: You must be an attractive woman who is at a minimum of 6′ 5″ or taller, bare footed and a minimum of 270 lbs or heavier. You must meet both requirements! You need to be aged 22-38, no nudity or involvement with adult industry required. This is a tremendous opportunity for the right people. Send in your photo and current phone number so that we can expedite the process. Thank you for taking the time to read our ad and we look forward to meeting you.

Again you must meet the above qualifications for this highly sought after position.

Compensation: 300K PLUS A YEAR

The mind reels at the possibilities of this situation. Perhaps some old little rich dude wants to have a big woman to ride around his house? It says “no nudity or involvement with adult industry REQUIRED,” which suggests they are open to it if you are. I’m sure this is total bullshit. I have to email this poster. I’ll let you know what I find out.

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