hospital visit

I went to go see a friend in the hospital yesterday. One of my big hopes for the experience was that I wouldn’t accidentally see his balls. For some reason, I’m really unlucky when it comes to visting older men in the hospital. They always end up moving around and the blankets shift and their gowns open up and there their balls are. That didn’t happen yesterday, and I will be eternally grateful to the gods for it.

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