Something just occurred to me – I will never be able to kill someone and get away with it. I am about to go into a meeting, which means I have to put my jacket on like a big girl. Prior to doing that, I did my usual scan for strands of hair on the back of my coat. I don’t like sitting in a meeting wearing what looks like the bed of a long-haired cat. Especially since I hate cats. Took me a little while to remove all the loose hair, so that tells me I could never kill someone and not get caught because I would leave a shitload of DNA behind. And it wouldn’t matter if I wore pantyhose on my head or not. My hair is everywhere and cannot be contained by Leggs. Seriously. Look on your jacket or shirt. I’ll bet you have a strand on you, too.