whew

I woke up in a cold sweat about 4 this morning worried that what sounded like some great stuff in my wine-induced haze last night would, in the harsh light of sobriety, suck. It does not, I’m happy to report. I’m quite the functioning drinker.

While shaving my legs this morning with my vibrating razor, and then while brushing my teeth with my vibrating toothbrush, I began to wonder if vibrating appliances are the new black. Also, why do I close my eyes when I brush my teeth? I’m not kissing my toothbrush. I don’t get it.

Right now I’m in that so tired I’m giddy phase. Hope it lasts. We have an event tonight, and I need to be on my toes. Sadly, being on my toes means no flip flops. My dogs, they shall be barking.