There’s a place out 290 called “Executive Adult Video Superstore and Theatre” (or something like that – I was trying to keep my eyes on the road). I love the fact that this establishment uses the British spelling. Adds that nice touch of class you want when going to a public place to masturbate.

Supposedly, “theater” refers to the building and “theatre” refers to the art. I’m sure it’s a distinction the Executive Adult Video Superstore and Theatre staff was well aware of when brainstorming names.

Here are some of the names they rejected:

Bob’s Tits, Ass and Other Stuff Emporium and Jizz Hall
Chronic Masturbator Warehouse and Yankatorium
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Illegal Depot and Pants-Optional Moviehaus

I could go on, but I’ll stop now.

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