I’m turning off the news. I refuse to watch any more disaster pornography.
Instead, I just made an online contribution to the Red Cross. If I can grow some balls, I’m going to give blood, too. It’s a much better use of time to do something rather than just be a member of a sad audience.
Also, I’m wearing underwear that says “Heaven” in glitter letters on the front. Gotta keep your sense of humor about things.