I really liked Big Moe’s song “Barre Baby” that came out a few years ago. Didn’t understand the reference of “Barre,” so I did some internet research. Found out it’s a brand of cough syrup. The song is about nipping on the cough syrup with maybe a little soda mixed in for a nice buzz.
Having taken Nyquil for the past two nights, I see why people might get into drinking it if they were looking for an escape. I feel like I have an invisible layer of marshmallow surrounding both my brain and body. I’m definitely not as mentally sharp as I think I usually am. And I don’t care. Because of the marshmallow.
So if you see me at Kroger loading up on the Nyquil, just walk the other way. Not that I’ll recognize you anyway. Marshmallow.