Some day, once my plays are bringing in enough money, I want to have a dog farm, a place where dogs that don’t have a place to live can come and be happy. They will be free-range, with the ability to go inside their special kennels whenever they want. I will let veterinary students live on the property for free in exchange for taking care of the dogs. Mornings, I will pull my thick robe around me and go out on the deck of the house with a cup of coffee to watch packs of dogs running and playing in the field. There will be one dog that gets to live in the house, and that dog will be disliked by the other dogs though they will never say anything.
Only thing I haven’t figured out yet is how to deal with all the dog shit.