But I did want to share a few links with you.

Ron Howard

Jon Stewart

Wassup

What a joy it was to vote yesterday. To sense that perhaps the end of the dark ages is nigh.

Just think about all of the things that will go away when Bubba Bush/Satan move out and Obama/Biden move in.

- No more nuke-you-lur.

- No more frat boy bravado.

- No more celebration of willful ignorance.

- No more stealing from the poor to give to the rich.

- No more sleight of mind, where people become consumed with words like “pro-America” without really understanding what the concept means.

- No more politicians pretending to be an “average Joe” redneck on the farm/tundra/tarmac while wearing $800 shoes and laughing at the stupid fools who keep them in office.

- No more hearing that “liberal” equals “terrorist” or “doesn’t love America” or “elitist.”

- No more embarrassment when traveling overseas (unless wearing a fanny pack).

- No more fake reality (the Bubba Bush concept of “if you repeat a lie enough, it becomes the truth”).

So much crap going out, and so much wonderment coming in. I don’t believe Obama is the second coming (of course, I don’t believe in the first coming either, but that’s a different story). But I do believe in the quality of his character. I believe he is an honest man, a smart man, an even-tempered, kind man who is honestly in politics for the right reason. I’m sure he has his megalomaniacal qualities – you’d have to in order to run for President- but I think that aspect of his personality is kept in check by everything I just mentioned.

It was my pleasure to pull the lever (well, turn the wheel and click) for Mr. Obama and Mr. Biden. I hope they continue to earn the love and respect they have engendered among so many of us.

I like how McCain keeps talking about people who are “pro abortion.” As if there are females out there who intentionally get pregnant so they can then go experience the joy of having an abortion. You know, ’cause it’s so much fun. Like shopping for your first bra or giving your first blow job, it’s a right of passage that girls giggle about on the phone. In fact, mani-pedi parties are out for the pre-teen set and fake abortion parties are in. Pass me the turkey baster.

He’s really got his finger on the pulse. The slowly decaying, close-minded, simpleton, redneck, dumb fuck pulse.

Sarah’s greatest hits. Watch it, if you dare. It’ll make your ass twitch and your brain hurt.

She reminds me of Dick Cheney in more ways than one. She gets that same death stare look in her eyes when she’s challenged. And she shares that same dangerous lack of humility, morals, shame, care for her fellow man. My theory is that if, God forbid, McCain wins the election next month, the Republican cabal will let her serve in her secondary role for maybe six months before they bring her ass down. They’ll either intensify one of the many scandals or will “encourage” her to step down for the “sake of her family.” She’s not like George W. He’s an easy puppet to control. This skeeze won’t be so easy to tell what to do. Where Bush has put his misguided dedication to “the Lord,” his cronies and his family first, Palin puts only Palin first. McCain should worry about that bitch sneaking into his room at night with a pillow to snuff the bitter life out of him.